Bah Weep Grana Weep Nini Bong
Okay….

strivetobestrider:

peter-andthelostboys:

zepolman:

Who the hell is this Tinkerbell?

Last I checked; Tinkerbell was a nasty cold, mean ass bitch like this:

Or this:

And what about this:

Or even this as well:

So I ask who the hell is this:

Because she sure as heck ain’t Tinkerbell.

Amen someone finally brought this out

i have a theory that after she lost her fairy friends and has to put up with peter she becomes a takes no shit bitch

wordstomeawhisper:

petition for nichelle nichols to direct or produce the next star trek movie

shinjimikami:

don’t trust anyone who says COD is the best game ever

reyairia:

A summary of Starscream in every continuity ever:

i-heart-hawkguy:


batwynn:

theyretakingthetardistolesamis:

doodledinmypants:

darknephilim:


FUCK EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GIF I JUST LOSE IT


W-WAIT
IS THAT
… COULSON?!

Yeah, and he’s actually voiced by Clark Gregg
as in, the actual movie!Coulson
not even joking

Why is Spider-Man taking off Coulson’s clothes in the first place? What was he hoping for?

It’s back

i-heart-hawkguy:

batwynn:

theyretakingthetardistolesamis:

doodledinmypants:

darknephilim:

FUCK EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GIF I JUST LOSE IT

W-WAIT

IS THAT

COULSON?!

Yeah, and he’s actually voiced by Clark Gregg

as in, the actual movie!Coulson

not even joking

Why is Spider-Man taking off Coulson’s clothes in the first place?
What was he hoping for?

It’s back

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

itreallyisthelittlethings:

greenscrewdriver:

jcatgrl:



itreallyisthelittlethings:



micathemineral:



media-worm:



janice-rand:



bookworm412:



Alice Eve sayin’ it like it is



plot twist: carol marcus is putting on a front of being a weak female character the entire movie but at the very end she brutally murders jj abrams and resurrects gene roddenberry from a pool of abrams’ blood. the crowd is ecstatic.







list of female reboot characters who aren’t A) mother of a main character or B) shown in their underwear at least once:
….
………
………….yeah I got nothin’



ANd a reminder that two of the four women in the Reboot aren’t even named within the script. So for those people who are casual fans have no idea that Winona is Winona or Amanda is Amanda.
Instead they are only known by their relationship to their sons and husbands.
Winona is George Kirk’s Sweetheart and Jim Kirk’s Mother
Amanda is Spock’s Mother, and his Father’s Whore.
Ain’t that swell?



#HOLY SHIT #that last comment #I have seen the movie multiple times and I didn’t even #I didn’t even notice that #I HAD TO GO THE TRANSCRIPT AND CTRL+F TO CHECK BECAUSE I ALMOST DIDN’T BELIEVE IT #they didn’t give AMANDA HER NAME #or Winona but they actually TOOK AMANDA’S NAME AWAY #and then KILLED HER #FUCK #FUCK THE WORLD #and they gave Uhura a first name but it was passed between male characters like an object #accidentally dropped by one and greedily picked up by the other #never given freely #EXCUSE ME I NEED TO GO PUNCH SOMETHING



I feel like there’s some really rageworthy meta potential here about how men’s names are important, but women’s names don’t matter at all (unless, as perceptively pointed out above, that name can be used by male characters to signify possession/etc).

#Think about this: we learn both Jim’s grandfathers’ names in that opening scene#neither of whom are present or ever in the movie at all#but not Jim’s mother’s name#even though she’s right there#in the scene#givin’ birth to the main character#And they couldn’t have had George tag on a ”Winona!” to any part of his dialogue?#like obviously the granfathers’ names were relevant for good reason - of course they were#but they could just have easily have mentioned Winona’s name too y’know? (via greenscrewdriver)

One time I got so mad about this I made an infographic.

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

itreallyisthelittlethings:

greenscrewdriver:

jcatgrl:

itreallyisthelittlethings:

micathemineral:

media-worm:

janice-rand:

bookworm412:

Alice Eve sayin’ it like it is

plot twist: carol marcus is putting on a front of being a weak female character the entire movie but at the very end she brutally murders jj abrams and resurrects gene roddenberry from a pool of abrams’ blood. the crowd is ecstatic.

list of female reboot characters who aren’t A) mother of a main character or B) shown in their underwear at least once:

  • ….
  • ………
  • ………….yeah I got nothin’

ANd a reminder that two of the four women in the Reboot aren’t even named within the script. So for those people who are casual fans have no idea that Winona is Winona or Amanda is Amanda.

Instead they are only known by their relationship to their sons and husbands.

Winona is George Kirk’s Sweetheart and Jim Kirk’s Mother

Amanda is Spock’s Mother, and his Father’s Whore.

Ain’t that swell?

#HOLY SHIT #that last comment #I have seen the movie multiple times and I didn’t even #I didn’t even notice that #I HAD TO GO THE TRANSCRIPT AND CTRL+F TO CHECK BECAUSE I ALMOST DIDN’T BELIEVE IT #they didn’t give AMANDA HER NAME #or Winona but they actually TOOK AMANDA’S NAME AWAY #and then KILLED HER #FUCK #FUCK THE WORLD #and they gave Uhura a first name but it was passed between male characters like an object #accidentally dropped by one and greedily picked up by the other #never given freely #EXCUSE ME I NEED TO GO PUNCH SOMETHING

I feel like there’s some really rageworthy meta potential here about how men’s names are important, but women’s names don’t matter at all (unless, as perceptively pointed out above, that name can be used by male characters to signify possession/etc).

 (via greenscrewdriver)

One time I got so mad about this I made an infographic.

youngauth:

(this is not a bash-Liara post, just pointing out some facts)

I really like Liara’s character (more so in ME2 than ME1) and I like having her in my squad, but out of my 7 Sheps I only romanced her once in ME1 because something about her as an LI just didn’t feel right to me. She…

castielsunderpants:

straighttohelvetica:

Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie.

NO BUT THIS WAS SUCH A GOOD GODDAMN MOVIE LIKE THE MUSIC IS FUN AND SUPERB THE CHARACTERS WERE REAL PEOPLE EVEN THE ANTAGONISTS THE WOMEN WERE GREAT IT WAS ALL GREAT. IT DOESNT MATTER IF YOURE JEWISH, CHRISTIAN, MUSLIM, ATHEIST, WHATEVER ELSE IT DOESNT MATTER ITS SUCH A GOOD MOVIE AND ITS LITERALLY ONLY 90 MINUTES OF YOUR DAY AND EXPERIENCE THIS HERE JUST CLICK IT LITERALLY IT WILL OPEN IN A NEW TAB GO WATCH. 

illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see
you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

illogicalturtles:

skittle-happy-matt:

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

it’s a metaphor, you see

you put the killing thing between your teeth

NO

Dr. Brennan is my lifeblood. I am unsure that I’ve loved another fictional character more.

 but ugh

so many

Garrus… Tali… Grunt… I love them all just as much too

queerly-it-is:

d’you think the avengers ever play a game where they try to push steve’s buttons and get him all riled up and patriotic?

tony casually throws it into a conversation like “oh yeah I don’t vote” and steve trails off mid-sentence and gapes for a second before he starts in on…